WRITER & CULTURE CRITIC

I’m kelly johnson, a writer based in minneapolis-st.paul focused on popular culture, big emotions, and the complexities of real life, especially for women who are choosing lives that don't follow traditional scripts.

I write a bestselling newsletter on substack: a 2x weekly publication called LITTLE FREAK about pop music and mental health that was once described as “a letter from your wise but funny yet kind friend” and “the safest place on the internet.” It was the #1 rising newsletter in the “culture” category in april and july 2025, and I’ve been writing every week on substack since 2022.

I’m a sucker for an overly dramatic love story, and I am currently seeking representation for my debut novel, an upmarket romance about the life-altering summer fling that you never quite got over. My opening chapter was a finalist in the writer’s sanctuary first chapter contest in december 2025. See a mood board and pitch deck here.

SELECT WORK

SELECT WORK

“What it’s like to live alone while sheltering in place” 2020

“Ask Kelly: I’m not sure if I want kids” 2022

“Does parenthood change friendships?” 2023

“Am I too old for a bachelorette party?” 2023

“Come on Barbie, let’s go to the Eras Tour” 2023

”Should I change my last name?” 2023

“On being a woman in America” 2024

“Baby showers & egg freezing” 2024

“I hope you don’t think I’m a child-hating witch” 2024

“My parents are voting for Trump… again” 2024

“The secrets to a happy life, apparently” 2024

“The transitive property of freedom” 2025